Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Breaking news

HAYS, (KS)--Division 2's Ft. Hays State Tigers football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Kevin Verdugo immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Tigers players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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